Starbucks and Wal-mart

Everyone who is unfortunate enough to have met an extreme left liberal knows that they truly believe that Wal-Mart is EVIL and DESTROYING AMERICA. Yes Wal-Mart which is the same store that I consider my fortress of solitude. Wal-Mart gives millions of hard working Americans jobs (many of them disabled). From the rows and rows of discounted items to the smiling faces that greet me at the door it is overall a magical shopping experience. So you may ask yourself why these LIBERAL ELITES view Wal-Mart as an EVIL EMPIRE. Is it because they are big corporation that refuses to unionize, because they are the only company able to sell GIANT BARRELS of Vlasic pickles for an astonishing $2.98, or because they have control of 25% of this nations toothpaste sales? It is for all these reasons and much more.

Wal-Mart is a classic American Dream story. Samuel Walton who grew up from humble beginnings as a poor peasant in Kingfisher, Oklahoma, later became the greatest entrepreneur this world has ever seen. He established his very first Wal-Mart in Rogers, Arkansas. His dream was to create a store that provides quality goods at the lowest possible price. Wal-Mart is a classic example of competition and free markets working. Why is Wal-Mart bigger then every other big box store? Because IT IS BETTER and DEFEATED ITS COMPETITION. Liberals will whine and whine and say, “Oh well that’s not very nice.” Well that’s life NOT EVERYONE CAN TAKE HOME THE TROPHY!!!

Here is what I really don’t understand about the liberals. They complain about Wal-Mart being an evil big business yet Starbucks is a liberal breeding ground. Yes, that is right Starbucks the biggest coffee corporation in THE WORLD, yet the liberals love it. They go there, order their insanely expensive venti latte’s (a.k.a. BIG SLURPS) and sit down on their Mac’s while sipping Espresso. It gets even worse when they meet up with their liberal cohorts and discuss (very loudly) their opinions on world events and politics. You cannot walk into a Starbucks without overhearing conversations about America forcing their ideals on other countries or how half of America is brainwashed by religion and the Republican Party.

Don’t get me wrong I also believe that the inventor of Starbucks was a great entrepreneur. Just like Wal-Mart Starbucks started out as a small business. They created great tasting coffee and eventually DEFEATED ITS COMPETITION as well. Now they are located on every corner of major cities. The question remains, why do liberals hate Wal-Mart and love Starbucks? There is a simple answer; it is the Jack Johnson music continuously playing in the background that makes liberal hipsters CRAZY FOR BUCKS.