The See N' Say, Creating Gambling Addictions Since 1965

With the invention of technology there are a number of things that are threatening the American family today. The television, radio, and the internets are obvious inventions to blame on the destruction of good old fashion America values. However there is a toy much older than these that may pose just as big of a threat to our children. Yes that’s right, the SEE N’ SAY creating young gambling addictions since 1965.

You remember this toy, you pull the lever and a giant arrow spins around until it finally lands on an animal; and the cow says MOOOO. We all probably had these as kids and we of course had our favorite animals. Since MATTEL decided not to include ELEPHANTS I always rooted for the frog. I cheered and cheered to hear the FROG SAY RIBBIT RIBBIT. Then sixteen short years latter ended up bankrupt on the cold streets of Las Vegas; digging quarters out of the gutters just for another chance to play the slots.

You may ask me, Well you certainly don’t blame the SEE N’ SAY, do you? OF COURSE I DO!!! The See N’ Say is what taught me to pull a lever and cheer for a result that I CAN’T CONTROL. SOUNDS AN AWEFUL LOT LIKE A SLOT MACHINE TO ME! I pull the lever and cheer and cheer for those three delicious cherries to fill my screen.

That’s right let your kids pull that See N’ Say lever. Just remember that you have been warned and when your kid is begging for change in Atlantic City; remember that THE ELEPHANT SAYS, TOLD YOU SO!

INDEPENDENCE

INDEPENDENCE, this is what we as AMERICANS strive to achieve. This is what our ancestors fought and lost their lives for; so that we could be free. They wanted to live in a land where no one could tell them what to do. When they felt that the Government was overstepping their boundaries and intruding into their lives they just moved. They refused to be pushed around by big government policies and agendas.

Today we call ourselves progressive and independent but are we? If the government started moving in on us this day and age would we be willing to move out to the boonies to get out of their reach? Think about it, we are no more independent then a child. We rely on others to grow our crops, build our cars and homes, and provide our meat.

If we were truly independent we would only work for ourselves, we would get to work on a vehicle that we created out of natural materials; we would build our own highways, and gather lumber and sod to construct our own houses. We would grow our own gardens for vegetables, and we would search out and kill animals for meat. This is the true meaning of independence and self-reliance.

Ever since president Franklin D. Roosevelt we have forgotten the life of the rugged pioneers. He said that government and government alone could solve all the problems of the great depression. We Americans still remember that it was not his big government ticket that ended the great depression; it was the Second World War. In fact it was his Big Government ticket that started this tradition of borrowing money and creating a huge federal deficit.

Dont believe the LIBERAL LIE, There are still FRONTIERS in AMERICA.

I Will Not Come Together Under the Hammer and Sickle of Communism

I am what you call IDEALIST; LIBERALS tend to call folks like me UNREALISTIC or just plain naïve. However they are the ones who are naïve. They are the ones that promise paradise and utopia if we all make sure that everyone is educated and brainwashed with their liberal ideas. We idealists know that no one is perfect so paradise is out of our reach. However, we are optimistic about the fundamental values of this great country. We are the ones that still believe that our country has a unique constitution and that though we are not perfect we are still that shining city on a hill that the rest of the world can admire and look up too. If you libs want to move to PARADISE you can find it in Nevada just nine miles outside of Vegas.

I now realize how dangerous liberals are making the world these days. It is as if we do not remember the COLD WAR. Well it seems that we need to put our cold war glasses back on because communistic ideas are running rampant in today’s society. In last week’s address to the TRUNKERS I mentioned Dairy Queens commie bars, well just like these bars most communistic propaganda is very well hidden. Its intentions are to send subliminal communistic messages into our brainwaves. THE SCARY THING IS THAT IT IS WORKING.

Just the other day I was filling up my car with gas and I secretly thought to myself that I sure wish that I did not have to pay for gas. Soon after I realized that my mind had been taken over by LIBERAL PROPAGANDA.

I traced back my steps to figure out what could have caused this awful thought and then realized that it was the ROCK 104 radio station. Earlier that day I was jamming out to what I thought was a song about HARD WORKING AMERICANS coming together. There was no way that I could have known that instead it was about coming together under the HAMMER and SICKLE of COMMUNISM.

It is well hidden, the song begins by talking about a man with dirt up to his knees, well this sounds like a hard working American to me. It goes on “I know you, you know me… you got to be free.” This could easily be referring to the STARS and STRIPES that unite all Americans despite their socioeconomic status. Once I dug deeper I found that this song was written by the BEATLES a.k.a. THE KINGS OF COMMUNISM.

It was almost too late it had already placed ideas inside my head of wanting the GOVERNMENT to buy MY GAS. I only know one cure for liberal lies and that is one HEAPING BOWL OF EL RUSHBO SOUP.