Thursday, March 31, 2011

SpongeBob SquarePant's Liberal Agenda

I have NEVER been a fan of Nickelodeon and have always held the opinion that it is corrupting the youth of America. Today the channel is worse than ever. iCarly, the most popular show on Nick, is about a pot head brother and liberal activist sister living off the government in a fancy apartment in Seattle. A channel that was once known for their cartoons has now been taken over by lazy liberal rich kids preaching propaganda.

This channel has been taken over by the liberal media for quite some time now. It dates all the way back to the early days of SpongeBob SquarePants. This show started out as a plot to secretly make young minds more accepting of homosexuals in our society. It gets much worse as the seasons progress and has now become a show designed for the sole purpose of turning kids GAY. Just think about it, he lives in a FRUIT and has secret love affairs with his best friend Patrick. I also recall an episode where he and Patrick raise a baby clam together, AS A COUPLE!!! This show has become a TOOL for liberals to convince kids at an early age that it is okay for gays to get married and raise children together.

THEY ARE BUILDING AN ARMY by BRAINWASHING those who are easily influenced. They are slowly creating a newer, LARGER GENERATION of LEFT WING EXTREMISTS.

Parents, you may think that your kids are too young to be influenced by these things, THAT IS NOT TRUE. People tend to underestimate the POWER of SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES. DO NOT underestimate the mind control efforts used by the LIBERAL REGIME. Each one of these small things that seem insignificant is a part of what THEY like to call the POST AMERICAN WORLD. WE CANNOT LET THIS HAPPEN FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

LIBERALISM

People are constantly asking, what is wrong with America today? Well if you even assume that there is something fundamentally wrong with this Beacon of Hope on a Hill then YOU my friend are THE PROBLEM!!! Yeah, you know who you are. You are the skinny boy with black rimmed glasses whose only job is to sit in your La-Z-Boy and scratch your facial patches while you ponder STUPID questions. YES, I did say facial patches because you DO NOT have enough testosterone to grow a REAL BEARD.

You by definition ARE A LIBERAL. You want nothing more than to seek attention; you use many words and say NOTHING AT ALL. In fact this is a tactic. You believe that the more you talk the smarter you will sound. YOU keep talking and talking until people are so exhausted they just assume that you know what you are talking about.

You memorize a few key talking points and if the subject is ever shifted from your small puddle of knowledge you resort to name calling.

PLEASE do us all a favor and instead of trying to think, look and see if your stupid questions have already been answered. Next time you ask yourself why we all don’t just share the wealth, or why doesn’t the government provide a house for everyone that has a job. GOOGLE IT!!! ITS BEEN DONE AND IT HAS FAILED!!!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

What is threatening America today? Is it Al-Qaida, The Mexican Drug War, the increasing federal deficit or Brian Williams? It is all of these things but more importantly there is something that has been going on for years secretly brainwashing Americans and promoting communism within the United States of America. Yes that is right, I am talking about the RED star bars being sold at Dairy Queens across the entire U.S. It is so simple and so discrete that many hard working Americans miss it. Check it out for yourselves, go through the drive thru and order a Star Bar. The First thing they will ask you is if you would like RED or Red White and Blue. YES, this IS a trick question to which I always respond, BETTER DEAD THAN RED COMMIES!!! This IS a CONSPIRACY orchestrated by RUSSIAN COMMUNISTS dating back to the year 1985.

The sale of these RED bars IS a political statement against the GREAT GIPPER’s anti-COMMUNISM stance in the 1980’s. It gets much worse than this however, they also purposefully make the RED Bars taste much better than the Red White and Blue. This is practically forcing people to choose Communism over freedom and virtue.

Next time you go to Dairy Queen and order a StarKiss Bar maybe you should ask yourself if you are willing to trade your freedom and self respect for a delicious treat.

NOTE: Have you ever noticed that Dairy Queens Logo is RED; Coincidence, I think not!!!

Monday, March 21, 2011

GOVERNMENT HIRED HELPERS

C. A. N. A. D. A. What do these letters spell? SOCIALISM!!! We do things different in America. We are hard working and self reliant. In the good old days of American idealism when people noticed a pot hole in the old dirt road, what do you think they did? Well, they certainly did not wait for the government to come and repair it. They banded together as neighbors, friends and as Americans and filled the hole with their own two hands. THIS IS AMERICA!!!

Canucks on the other hand would wait days, months, and even years for the government to come and do the same job that any able bodied person could do. The Urban dictionary offers the best definition for Canucks; it describes them as parasitic leaches that enjoy the freedom afforded to them by better men (this is referring to AMERICA of course).

People always tell me that because I have only visited the frigid waste land, known as Canada once, I should not make such harsh criticisms. I’m a reasonable person so I decided to take another venture across the border. The minute I crossed the border I could feel the forces of big government pushing in on me from all directions. Once I arrived in Winnipeg I glanced around at all of the shops. All the names were generic and unoriginal like Cost-U-Less, Canada Tiger Discount Store, and Drug Mart. This is a sign of pure SOCIALISM. SOCIALISM stifles creativity. You don’t see any Wal-Marts or Sam’s Clubs because SOCIALISM does not allow entrepreneurs like Sam Walton to create these beautiful ideas. Instead you see generic stores whose produce is overpriced due to lack of competition.

I had seen enough and was ready to return to the LAND OF THE FREE. On my way back I stopped at a gas station, this is when I saw it, SOCIALISM at full force. Government Hired Helpers at the We Serve Gas station. Canucks don’t even pump their own gas. They allow the GOVERNMENT TO DO IT FOR THEM. I am not talking about the good old American days when gas stations hired mentally challenged people to pump gas so they could feel useful, like Gomer from Andy Griffith. I am talking about people paying higher taxes so they do not have to pump their own gas. I felt surrounded by big government SOCIALIST ELITES. I rushed out of Winnipeg and made a straight shot south for the Promised Land.