BETTER DEAD THAN RED

What is threatening America today? Is it Al-Qaida, The Mexican Drug War, the increasing federal deficit or Brian Williams? It is all of these things but more importantly there is something that has been going on for years secretly brainwashing Americans and promoting communism within the United States of America. Yes that is right, I am talking about the RED star bars being sold at Dairy Queens across the entire U.S. It is so simple and so discrete that many hard working Americans miss it. Check it out for yourselves, go through the drive thru and order a Star Bar. The First thing they will ask you is if you would like RED or Red White and Blue. YES, this IS a trick question to which I always respond, BETTER DEAD THAN RED COMMIES!!! This IS a CONSPIRACY orchestrated by RUSSIAN COMMUNISTS dating back to the year 1985.

The sale of these RED bars IS a political statement against the GREAT GIPPER’s anti-COMMUNISM stance in the 1980’s. It gets much worse than this however, they also purposefully make the RED Bars taste much better than the Red White and Blue. This is practically forcing people to choose Communism over freedom and virtue.

Next time you go to Dairy Queen and order a StarKiss Bar maybe you should ask yourself if you are willing to trade your freedom and self respect for a delicious treat.

NOTE: Have you ever noticed that Dairy Queens Logo is RED; Coincidence, I think not!!!